Read my Erotica

Having retired from a profession that did not require being
good with tools I will confess the I usually get someone
else to fix any problems I encounter. I’m a klutz when it
comes to home repairs and on more than one occasion I, ve
caused more problems than I’ve solved. However I do like
to stay active and so I decided to do lawn mowing and snowplowing
for extra cash in my retirement. I placed a few index cards
in the local stores on the bulletin boards advertising
my services. One Friday after golf I stopped in to the local bar for a few
beers and a friend that lives across the lake from me told
me of a lady who, s husband had just died. He said she needed
a handyman for mowing and plowing and that I should give
her a call.

When I arrived home that night I did just that.
From what I had been told I was expecting a lady in her 50, s
or 60, s to answer. The voice that answered the phone sounded
much younger than that so I asked if the lady of the house
was available. She laughed and said, “this is she”.
I told her of the message I got from her neighbor and she replied
that yes she did need help with those services. I told her
I would stop by the next day to give her a bid on the size of
the job. At 9AM the next morning I drove to the address she had given
me. I was very impressed with the property she owned and
with the size of her yard. I was even more impressed with
the lady that answered the door. Her name is Linda, she, s
about 50 or so…5ft 5in and maybe 140 lbs. She, s no beauty,
but sexy in her own way and the way she carried herself and
her rock hard body were very admirable. She has the voice
of a teenager and her laugh is infectious. She told me her
husband had died of a brain tumor after a long battle to survive.

I really enjoyed her company and so I told her I would give
her a really good rate to mow and plow for her. I set the price,
she agreed and I told her I would return the following day
to mow. I arrived the next day early and began unloading my trailer
of my riding mower and other equipment. She waved at me from
the house and I began my duties. I was about half way done
when she came out and I noticed that she was in tears. She
ran up to me and in a pleading way she said…Oh my god, I need
your help. She grabbed my hand and escourted me into the
home. She told me that she had been washing dishes and her
wedding ring had slid off her hand and down the drain. She
was frantic and kept repeating “Oh dear god I can, t
lose my ring”. I told her I would take a look but that
I didn, t know much about plumbing. I recommended she call
a plumber and she informed me that she already had and he
was out of town. I told her I couldn, t promise anything
but I would take a look. I looked under the sink and examined
the pipes…it didn, t look that complicated so I asked
if she had any tools. She showed me the tool box and everything
I would need was there. She told me she had already turned
off the water so I grabbed a pipe wrench and laid down on the
kitchen floor to slide under the sink. I began to loosen
the fitting for the drain pipe and was immediately soaked
by the water still sitting in the pipe. My first comment
was “Oh fuck” as the water fell onto my face and
shirt. She said I, m so sorry but I thought it was all gone.

I chuckled and said it was ok. As I continued to loosen the
pipe I became aware of her on her knees looking under the
sink to watch my progress. As she peered in at me I couldn, t
help notice the front of her shirt hanging open. She has
a striking pairs of breasts I thought to myself. I asked
for and received a second wrench from her all the while glancing
at those beauties as she knelt there becoming my plumbers
helper. I really had no idea of what I was doing but I did manage
to get the drain pipe detached and handed it to her. As I got
out from under the sink I had her put a stopper in the sink
and together we drained the pipe into the sink. Low and behold
out dropped her wedding ring. She screamed out “Oh
my god you did it you did it”! She grabbed me and hugged
me tight.

I felt the pressure of those firm breasts against
my chest and immediately felt a stirring in my loin. I returned
my attention to the pipe, cleaning it of any debris and got
back down under the sink to return it to it, s proper place.
This is where the title of my story comes in. I didn, t know
anything about plumbers tape so I just put the pipes back
together. Needless to say there was a minor leak when we
restarted the water but Linda didn, t care as she admired
the recovered treasure in her hand. She said she would have
the leak repaired when her plumber came back into town.
She leaned up to kiss my cheek and said thank you so so much.
I returned to my mowing duties and as I finished she came
out and asked if she could make me dinner to say thanks. I
accepted and we set 7PM for the time. I arrived promptly at 7 with a nice bottle of wine and was
again treated with a nice hug and a peck on the cheek. She
had on a blue silk like fabric dress that clung to her body
in all the right places. I of course was wearing jeans but
had a decent button down shirt on. The dinner was fabulous
and the wine was perfect. We then retired to the front deck
to watch the sun set over the lake. We talked about her husband
and my relationships of the past..all the while me enjoying
that melodic laugh of hers.

It became chilly so we went back
inside and she made us Margaritas. We had 2 or 3 of those and
she was now getting a little drunk and funnier than ever.
She kept commenting on my heigth and how much bigger I was
than her. She made a fire in the fireplace and we settled
on the couch. Her perfume was intoxicating and I told her
so. She leaned into me so I could sniff her neck and that was
all it took. I kissed her gently on the neck and I put my arms
around her. She hesitated momentarily saying “I
haven, t been with anyone since my husband died”.
I sat back and said I was sorry but she said..”No it, s
ok, it felt wonderful, but lets go slow”. I reached
out to take a drink so as to slow things down and she said..”My
turn”. She leaned into me and said I like your cologne
at which point she kissed my neck. I whispered “oh
lord..thats my weak spot”. This seemed to excite
her and she went after my neck with kisses and licks that
felt like heaven. Oh yes! I kept repeating as she went from
one side to the other on my neck. She then ran her tongue into
my ear and my body jolted. You like that she whispered? Oh
god yes I replied. I don, t know when our mouths met but when
they did she inhaled my tongue sucking it and driving hers
into mine.

I truely didn, t need anything more to happen,
this was heaven. Her mouth was soft, hungry and hot. I kept
thinking that she, s the one that said we need to go slow.
I knew it was risky but I had to feel one of those breasts I
had oggled while under the sink. I slid my left hand up her
side and immediately onto her firm breast. Mmmmmmmm she
moaned into my mouth as she pushed her breast into my probing
fingers. The cool feel of her silky dress and the obvious
hardening of her nipple had me shaking. She broke away from
me and just stared into my eyes. I thought she was going to
say we should stop but instead she said I need to use the bathroom.
As she walked away I wondered if we would get back to where
it stopped or if she would say “I enjoyed our night
but you better go now”. As I was pondering what would happen I noticed the lights
go out and she walked back into the room wearing a short terry
cloth robe. She lit a few candles and as she bent over to do
so I caught brief glimpses of her white panties. The candles
as well as the fireplace made a perfect setting. She reached
for her drink and sat down next to me tucking her legs beneath
her. I then noticed her take a small bottle out of her robe
pocket and place it on the table next to her. I couldn, t
see it because of the light but was intrigued as to it, s
purpose. She then said that she was very nervous and wanted
to slow down. I was getting mixed signals but decided to
let her set the pace. She then told me she had not been sexually
active in almost 4 years. She said that when her husbands
tumor was diagnosed he underwent radiation and his sex
drive was over. She said that it didn, t matter to her because
of her love for him. When he could get an erection he was usually
weak from the treatments and she didn, t push him for sex.
She said they did have a few failed efforts and he would end
up feeling horrible about it. It was then that she had read
an article on oral sex and a few tips on how to drive a man insane.
She told me she had made him a very happy man for the remainder
of his days. Hearing her talk like this made my heart start to thump hard
in my chest not knowing what was going to happen next. I kept
glancing at that small bottle wondering about it, s purpose.
Her next words just floored me. “Do you like oral sex
she asked”? Oh hell yes was all I could say. Good she
replied..I was hoping you, d say that. “Sit back
and relax, I want to show you how grateful I am for your help
today” With that she slid off the couch and onto the
floor in front of me. She handed me my drink and said “enjoy
your drink while I enjoy you”. What happened next
was one of the most exotic experiences of my life.

Linda slowly untied each of my shoes, removing them along
with my socks. She ran her hands up and down under my pant
legs while she stared into my eyes. She then rose to her feet
and went to the stereo to turn on some soft erotic music.
She walked slowly back to me and stood between my legs with
her head cocked and one finger barely in her mouth. She looked
like a teenage hottie seducing her first man. She ran her
other hand into her robe and massaged her breast as she closed
her eyes and moaned her pleasure. She then dropped her hand
and slid it into her panties. As she fingered herself she
looked into my eyes whispering, “do you like what
you see”? All I could do was nod and utter…uh huh.
With her other hand she undid the sash to her robe letting
it fall open. Her firm breasts rose and fell with her quickened
breathing. She massaged her breasts as her other hand fingered
herself inside her panties. Her eyes burned into me as she
moaned and brought herself to a shuddering climax. I reached
out to her but she pushed my hand away saying..”sit
back and enjoy…you, ll need your strength”! Linda
slowly dropped back to her knees between my legs and now
ran her hands up and down the tops of my thighs. As her hands
reached the top her thumbs brushed the sides of my now rock
hard cock. She leaned into me and kissed me softly on the
lips…pulled back a few inches and whispered “this
is going to be something you, ll never forget”. She
slowly undid the buttons of my shirt, kissing and licking
her way down my chest. She sucked on my nipples and tongued
them ever so gently. As she got to the bottom button she pulled
open my shirt and ran it down my arms. She sat back on her heels
and helped me out of it. She then remained in that position,
staring into my eyes as her hands slowly undid my belt and
pulled down my zipper. She had me raise my hips to allow her
to pull off my jeans, leaving my boxers on. She then moved
forward so that I could suckle her breasts as she ran her
hands back and forth over my cock through my boxers. “Holy
shit how big are you?” she asked in surprise. I replied
..the last I checked it, s a little over 8 inches. She sat
back again on her heels and concentrated on rubbing my cock
up and down. “I have to see this” she said as she
pulled my boxers down and off my legs. “Holy shit”
was her gasp as my cock sprang out to her trembling hand.
Her hand looked small as it closed around my rod and began
to stroke it up and down…bringing a low growl from me.
“I have never seen anything like this” was her
next whispered reply. She looked from my eyes to my cock
and back to my eyes with a look of amazement on her face. “I, ve
read about these and seen pictures of them but never and
I mean never have I ever seen one in person”. “I
have died and gone right to heaven” she moaned as her
mouth dropped over the helmet of my throbbing cock. Fucking
amazing… is all I could say as her velvet mouth went to
work on my eager cock. I could hear her moans of “Uh
huh uh huh as her mouth made slurping sounds up and down my
shaft. She raised off my cock and sat back on her heels still
using the term “it, s just amazing”. She then
said…”baby just lay back and enjoy because this
is going to get intense”. I took a long pull on my drink
and watched as she leaned over and picked up the small bottle
that I had completely forgotten about. I asked her what
it was and she said it, s edible body lotion. She poured
some into her hands and began to rub them together. She had
me lick it to taste….strawberry I said. She told me that
the more you rub it in the warmer it gets. She then took my
cock in her hand and I immediately felt the heat radiating
onto my cock. She began jerking me harder and my cock felt
hot and almost on fire. She then grabbed my balls with her
other hand and began massaging the oil into them. “Holy
shit was all I could say”…” Are you sure about
this?..it, s getting kinda hot”. I was almost in
a panic now and watched her eyes glaze over in a look of lust…my
balls now uncomfortably hot…my cock getting hotter
all the time….”whoa whoa whoa” was all I could
say as I was about to tell her to stop….suddenly I saw her
hand reach into her drink…remove 2 ice cubes which she
put in her mouth and her mouth dropped onto my rigid cock.
FUCK!!!! I cried out as her head became a cock sucking machine.
My balls were on fire….my cock was ice cold but still rock
hard and her mouth was assaulting me like a $500 Hoover vacuum.
I, ve had my share of blow jobs in my life but I have never
and I mean never seen anything like that. Her head went up
and down so fast….her mouth applying the perfect suction
along with her moans of delight….and my body slammed
back into the couch holding on for dear life. My hands dug
into the couch fabric as I kept blurting out OH GOD >>OH
GOD>>>>my red hot balls filling with seed….I
honestly thought I was going to pass out. Suddenly it all
became a blur….her hand on my cock squeezed tightly at
the base….the one on my balls still massaging me…my
eyes closed and hips thrust out to her….my seed trapped
behind her vice like grip as it flowed into my shaft……and
then it happened…she released the pressure…thrust
her head down trying to take all my length…(she almost
did) and my cock literally exploded into her mouth….my
seed seemed like it would never stop….no woman in my life
had ever made me cum like that…and she never missed a drop.
She was still sucking me long after the last drop of seed
had departed. I was absolutely stunned as she finally raised
her head off my now softening cock. Her face was flushed,
but the sparkle in her eyes and the smile on her face told
me all I had to know. She looked into my eyes and said…..did
you enjoy it? I just looked at her with a smile on my face and
a set of balls that were no longer on fire and whispered out
……in-fucking-credible…..