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		<title>I&#8217;m no handyman</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having retired from a profession that did not require being
good with tools I will confess the I usually get someone
else to fix any problems I encounter. I&#8217;m a klutz when it
comes to home repairs and on more than one occasion I, ve
caused more problems than I&#8217;ve solved. However I do like
to stay active and so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having retired from a profession that did not require being<br />
good with tools I will confess the I usually get someone<br />
else to fix any problems I encounter. I&#8217;m a klutz when it<br />
comes to home repairs and on more than one occasion I, ve<br />
caused more problems than I&#8217;ve solved. However I do like<br />
to stay active and so I decided to do lawn mowing and snowplowing<br />
for extra cash in my retirement. I placed a few index cards<br />
in the local stores on the bulletin boards advertising<br />
my services. One Friday after golf I stopped in to the local bar for a few<br />
beers and a friend that lives across the lake from me told<br />
me of a lady who, s husband had just died. He said she needed<br />
a handyman for mowing and plowing and that I should give<br />
her a call.<br />
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When I arrived home that night I did just that.<br />
From what I had been told I was expecting a lady in her 50, s<br />
or 60, s to answer. The voice that answered the phone sounded<br />
much younger than that so I asked if the lady of the house<br />
was available. She laughed and said, &#8220;this is she&#8221;.<br />
I told her of the message I got from her neighbor and she replied<br />
that yes she did need help with those services. I told her<br />
I would stop by the next day to give her a bid on the size of<br />
the job. At 9AM the next morning I drove to the address she had given<br />
me. I was very impressed with the property she owned and<br />
with the size of her yard. I was even more impressed with<br />
the lady that answered the door. Her name is Linda, she, s<br />
about 50 or so&#8230;5ft 5in and maybe 140 lbs. She, s no beauty,<br />
but sexy in her own way and the way she carried herself and<br />
her rock hard body were very admirable. She has the voice<br />
of a teenager and her laugh is infectious. She told me her<br />
husband had died of a brain tumor after a long battle to survive.</p>
<p>I really enjoyed her company and so I told her I would give<br />
her a really good rate to mow and plow for her. I set the price,<br />
she agreed and I told her I would return the following day<br />
to mow. I arrived the next day early and began unloading my trailer<br />
of my riding mower and other equipment. She waved at me from<br />
the house and I began my duties. I was about half way done<br />
when she came out and I noticed that she was in tears. She<br />
ran up to me and in a pleading way she said&#8230;Oh my god, I need<br />
your help. She grabbed my hand and escourted me into the<br />
home. She told me that she had been washing dishes and her<br />
wedding ring had slid off her hand and down the drain. She<br />
was frantic and kept repeating &#8220;Oh dear god I can, t<br />
lose my ring&#8221;. I told her I would take a look but that<br />
I didn, t know much about plumbing. I recommended she call<br />
a plumber and she informed me that she already had and he<br />
was out of town. I told her I couldn, t promise anything<br />
but I would take a look. I looked under the sink and examined<br />
the pipes&#8230;it didn, t look that complicated so I asked<br />
if she had any tools. She showed me the tool box and everything<br />
I would need was there. She told me she had already turned<br />
off the water so I grabbed a pipe wrench and laid down on the<br />
kitchen floor to slide under the sink. I began to loosen<br />
the fitting for the drain pipe and was immediately soaked<br />
by the water still sitting in the pipe. My first comment<br />
was &#8220;Oh fuck&#8221; as the water fell onto my face and<br />
shirt. She said I, m so sorry but I thought it was all gone.</p>
<p>I chuckled and said it was ok. As I continued to loosen the<br />
pipe I became aware of her on her knees looking under the<br />
sink to watch my progress. As she peered in at me I couldn, t<br />
help notice the front of her shirt hanging open. She has<br />
a striking pairs of breasts I thought to myself. I asked<br />
for and received a second wrench from her all the while glancing<br />
at those beauties as she knelt there becoming my plumbers<br />
helper. I really had no idea of what I was doing but I did manage<br />
to get the drain pipe detached and handed it to her. As I got<br />
out from under the sink I had her put a stopper in the sink<br />
and together we drained the pipe into the sink. Low and behold<br />
out dropped her wedding ring. She screamed out &#8220;Oh<br />
my god you did it you did it&#8221;! She grabbed me and hugged<br />
me tight.</p>
<p>I felt the pressure of those firm breasts against<br />
my chest and immediately felt a stirring in my loin. I returned<br />
my attention to the pipe, cleaning it of any debris and got<br />
back down under the sink to return it to it, s proper place.<br />
This is where the title of my story comes in. I didn, t know<br />
anything about plumbers tape so I just put the pipes back<br />
together. Needless to say there was a minor leak when we<br />
restarted the water but Linda didn, t care as she admired<br />
the recovered treasure in her hand. She said she would have<br />
the leak repaired when her plumber came back into town.<br />
She leaned up to kiss my cheek and said thank you so so much.<br />
I returned to my mowing duties and as I finished she came<br />
out and asked if she could make me dinner to say thanks. I<br />
accepted and we set 7PM for the time. I arrived promptly at 7 with a nice bottle of wine and was<br />
again treated with a nice hug and a peck on the cheek. She<br />
had on a blue silk like fabric dress that clung to her body<br />
in all the right places. I of course was wearing jeans but<br />
had a decent button down shirt on. The dinner was fabulous<br />
and the wine was perfect. We then retired to the front deck<br />
to watch the sun set over the lake. We talked about her husband<br />
and my relationships of the past..all the while me enjoying<br />
that melodic laugh of hers.</p>
<p>It became chilly so we went back<br />
inside and she made us Margaritas. We had 2 or 3 of those and<br />
she was now getting a little drunk and funnier than ever.<br />
She kept commenting on my heigth and how much bigger I was<br />
than her. She made a fire in the fireplace and we settled<br />
on the couch. Her perfume was intoxicating and I told her<br />
so. She leaned into me so I could sniff her neck and that was<br />
all it took. I kissed her gently on the neck and I put my arms<br />
around her. She hesitated momentarily saying &#8220;I<br />
haven, t been with anyone since my husband died&#8221;.<br />
I sat back and said I was sorry but she said..&#8221;No it, s<br />
ok, it felt wonderful, but lets go slow&#8221;. I reached<br />
out to take a drink so as to slow things down and she said..&#8221;My<br />
turn&#8221;. She leaned into me and said I like your cologne<br />
at which point she kissed my neck. I whispered &#8220;oh<br />
lord..thats my weak spot&#8221;. This seemed to excite<br />
her and she went after my neck with kisses and licks that<br />
felt like heaven. Oh yes! I kept repeating as she went from<br />
one side to the other on my neck. She then ran her tongue into<br />
my ear and my body jolted. You like that she whispered? Oh<br />
god yes I replied. I don, t know when our mouths met but when<br />
they did she inhaled my tongue sucking it and driving hers<br />
into mine.</p>
<p>I truely didn, t need anything more to happen,<br />
this was heaven. Her mouth was soft, hungry and hot. I kept<br />
thinking that she, s the one that said we need to go slow.<br />
I knew it was risky but I had to feel one of those breasts I<br />
had oggled while under the sink. I slid my left hand up her<br />
side and immediately onto her firm breast. Mmmmmmmm she<br />
moaned into my mouth as she pushed her breast into my probing<br />
fingers. The cool feel of her silky dress and the obvious<br />
hardening of her nipple had me shaking. She broke away from<br />
me and just stared into my eyes. I thought she was going to<br />
say we should stop but instead she said I need to use the bathroom.<br />
As she walked away I wondered if we would get back to where<br />
it stopped or if she would say &#8220;I enjoyed our night<br />
but you better go now&#8221;. As I was pondering what would happen I noticed the lights<br />
go out and she walked back into the room wearing a short terry<br />
cloth robe. She lit a few candles and as she bent over to do<br />
so I caught brief glimpses of her white panties. The candles<br />
as well as the fireplace made a perfect setting. She reached<br />
for her drink and sat down next to me tucking her legs beneath<br />
her. I then noticed her take a small bottle out of her robe<br />
pocket and place it on the table next to her. I couldn, t<br />
see it because of the light but was intrigued as to it, s<br />
purpose. She then said that she was very nervous and wanted<br />
to slow down. I was getting mixed signals but decided to<br />
let her set the pace. She then told me she had not been sexually<br />
active in almost 4 years. She said that when her husbands<br />
tumor was diagnosed he underwent radiation and his sex<br />
drive was over. She said that it didn, t matter to her because<br />
of her love for him. When he could get an erection he was usually<br />
weak from the treatments and she didn, t push him for sex.<br />
She said they did have a few failed efforts and he would end<br />
up feeling horrible about it. It was then that she had read<br />
an article on oral sex and a few tips on how to drive a man insane.<br />
She told me she had made him a very happy man for the remainder<br />
of his days. Hearing her talk like this made my heart start to thump hard<br />
in my chest not knowing what was going to happen next. I kept<br />
glancing at that small bottle wondering about it, s purpose.<br />
Her next words just floored me. &#8220;Do you like oral sex<br />
she asked&#8221;? Oh hell yes was all I could say. Good she<br />
replied..I was hoping you, d say that. &#8220;Sit back<br />
and relax, I want to show you how grateful I am for your help<br />
today&#8221; With that she slid off the couch and onto the<br />
floor in front of me. She handed me my drink and said &#8220;enjoy<br />
your drink while I enjoy you&#8221;. What happened next<br />
was one of the most exotic experiences of my life.</p>
<p>Linda slowly untied each of my shoes, removing them along<br />
with my socks. She ran her hands up and down under my pant<br />
legs while she stared into my eyes. She then rose to her feet<br />
and went to the stereo to turn on some soft erotic music.<br />
She walked slowly back to me and stood between my legs with<br />
her head cocked and one finger barely in her mouth. She looked<br />
like a teenage hottie seducing her first man. She ran her<br />
other hand into her robe and massaged her breast as she closed<br />
her eyes and moaned her pleasure. She then dropped her hand<br />
and slid it into her panties. As she fingered herself she<br />
looked into my eyes whispering, &#8220;do you like what<br />
you see&#8221;? All I could do was nod and utter&#8230;uh huh.<br />
With her other hand she undid the sash to her robe letting<br />
it fall open. Her firm breasts rose and fell with her quickened<br />
breathing. She massaged her breasts as her other hand fingered<br />
herself inside her panties. Her eyes burned into me as she<br />
moaned and brought herself to a shuddering climax. I reached<br />
out to her but she pushed my hand away saying..&#8221;sit<br />
back and enjoy&#8230;you, ll need your strength&#8221;! Linda<br />
slowly dropped back to her knees between my legs and now<br />
ran her hands up and down the tops of my thighs. As her hands<br />
reached the top her thumbs brushed the sides of my now rock<br />
hard cock. She leaned into me and kissed me softly on the<br />
lips&#8230;pulled back a few inches and whispered &#8220;this<br />
is going to be something you, ll never forget&#8221;. She<br />
slowly undid the buttons of my shirt, kissing and licking<br />
her way down my chest. She sucked on my nipples and tongued<br />
them ever so gently. As she got to the bottom button she pulled<br />
open my shirt and ran it down my arms. She sat back on her heels<br />
and helped me out of it. She then remained in that position,<br />
staring into my eyes as her hands slowly undid my belt and<br />
pulled down my zipper. She had me raise my hips to allow her<br />
to pull off my jeans, leaving my boxers on. She then moved<br />
forward so that I could suckle her breasts as she ran her<br />
hands back and forth over my cock through my boxers. &#8220;Holy<br />
shit how big are you?&#8221; she asked in surprise. I replied<br />
..the last I checked it, s a little over 8 inches. She sat<br />
back again on her heels and concentrated on rubbing my cock<br />
up and down. &#8220;I have to see this&#8221; she said as she<br />
pulled my boxers down and off my legs. &#8220;Holy shit&#8221;<br />
was her gasp as my cock sprang out to her trembling hand.<br />
Her hand looked small as it closed around my rod and began<br />
to stroke it up and down&#8230;bringing a low growl from me.<br />
&#8220;I have never seen anything like this&#8221; was her<br />
next whispered reply. She looked from my eyes to my cock<br />
and back to my eyes with a look of amazement on her face. &#8220;I, ve<br />
read about these and seen pictures of them but never and<br />
I mean never have I ever seen one in person&#8221;. &#8220;I<br />
have died and gone right to heaven&#8221; she moaned as her<br />
mouth dropped over the helmet of my throbbing cock. Fucking<br />
amazing&#8230; is all I could say as her velvet mouth went to<br />
work on my eager cock. I could hear her moans of &#8220;Uh<br />
huh uh huh as her mouth made slurping sounds up and down my<br />
shaft. She raised off my cock and sat back on her heels still<br />
using the term &#8220;it, s just amazing&#8221;. She then<br />
said&#8230;&#8221;baby just lay back and enjoy because this<br />
is going to get intense&#8221;. I took a long pull on my drink<br />
and watched as she leaned over and picked up the small bottle<br />
that I had completely forgotten about. I asked her what<br />
it was and she said it, s edible body lotion. She poured<br />
some into her hands and began to rub them together. She had<br />
me lick it to taste&#8230;.strawberry I said. She told me that<br />
the more you rub it in the warmer it gets. She then took my<br />
cock in her hand and I immediately felt the heat radiating<br />
onto my cock. She began jerking me harder and my cock felt<br />
hot and almost on fire. She then grabbed my balls with her<br />
other hand and began massaging the oil into them. &#8220;Holy<br />
shit was all I could say&#8221;&#8230;&#8221; Are you sure about<br />
this?..it, s getting kinda hot&#8221;. I was almost in<br />
a panic now and watched her eyes glaze over in a look of lust&#8230;my<br />
balls now uncomfortably hot&#8230;my cock getting hotter<br />
all the time&#8230;.&#8221;whoa whoa whoa&#8221; was all I could<br />
say as I was about to tell her to stop&#8230;.suddenly I saw her<br />
hand reach into her drink&#8230;remove 2 ice cubes which she<br />
put in her mouth and her mouth dropped onto my rigid cock.<br />
FUCK!!!! I cried out as her head became a cock sucking machine.<br />
My balls were on fire&#8230;.my cock was ice cold but still rock<br />
hard and her mouth was assaulting me like a $500 Hoover vacuum.<br />
I, ve had my share of blow jobs in my life but I have never<br />
and I mean never seen anything like that. Her head went up<br />
and down so fast&#8230;.her mouth applying the perfect suction<br />
along with her moans of delight&#8230;.and my body slammed<br />
back into the couch holding on for dear life. My hands dug<br />
into the couch fabric as I kept blurting out OH GOD &gt;&gt;OH<br />
GOD&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;my red hot balls filling with seed&#8230;.I<br />
honestly thought I was going to pass out. Suddenly it all<br />
became a blur&#8230;.her hand on my cock squeezed tightly at<br />
the base&#8230;.the one on my balls still massaging me&#8230;my<br />
eyes closed and hips thrust out to her&#8230;.my seed trapped<br />
behind her vice like grip as it flowed into my shaft&#8230;&#8230;and<br />
then it happened&#8230;she released the pressure&#8230;thrust<br />
her head down trying to take all my length&#8230;(she almost<br />
did) and my cock literally exploded into her mouth&#8230;.my<br />
seed seemed like it would never stop&#8230;.no woman in my life<br />
had ever made me cum like that&#8230;and she never missed a drop.<br />
She was still sucking me long after the last drop of seed<br />
had departed. I was absolutely stunned as she finally raised<br />
her head off my now softening cock. Her face was flushed,<br />
but the sparkle in her eyes and the smile on her face told<br />
me all I had to know. She looked into my eyes and said&#8230;..did<br />
you enjoy it? I just looked at her with a smile on my face and<br />
a set of balls that were no longer on fire and whispered out<br />
&#8230;&#8230;in-fucking-credible&#8230;..</p>
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